How To: Get on That Teacher's Good Side

Before slacking off at the end of course. You can never forget that!

Note: My tips are not for everyone. Serious side effects may occur, like nausea, headaches, blindness, loss of hearing, dizziness, cramping, growth of strange objects, explosive diarrhea, random raging, spontaneous childbirth regardless of gender, urges to do strange things, constipation, hemorrhoids, unusually long fingernails, unusually long toes, fur growth, hunger, sudden desires, tail growth and possibly death, but not literally.

TL;DR: Not 100% Effective.

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September/January (First Month)
Be a good kid. Like you got some sort of disease (unfortunately for me, it was drilled in my head when I was 7. .-. FFFFF!).
->Do your HW and all that shit
->"Work Hard"*
->Smile
->Don't talk excessively (very easy if you are in a class of strangers, really hard if your friends are all in the same class. I've actually been there a couple of times >_> <_<)

*"Word Hard" means you appear to work hard whether you really do or not. Just look like you are putting effort.

Second Month:
Begin cutting stuff down. If you know you hit the criteria for the shits, then start being lazier. <3
You still have to be kinda nice.

Third Month:
You can be a little meaner. Make sure Sir X is out of earshot before gossiping.
Cut more work

Fourth Month:
You actually have to work now, because there's a thing called Finals that may kill you if you don't.

Finals:
......

If you do all of the above without getting side effects, it should look something like this:

1. Did that.
2. desired GPA
3. recommendations done~
4. LOLIDIDLIKENOWORK
5. ???
6. PROFIT